Young Man: (taken aback with her frank answer)… “Ma’am, that is indeed a straight answer. Usually people lie to me. They claim that, they either use it on their child’s bicycle chain, or to help with rusty gate hinges. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. So I admire you for your brave honesty. Since you’ve been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use Vaseline for sex?”
Young voluptuous lady: “No I don’t mind telling you at all. You see, every night, we apply a generous amount of the Vaseline to …..……. The door knob of our bed-room, so that, our children cant open the door and walk in on us, when we are at it!